*eh, hem*

To: Old Man Winter
From: Twin Cities Residents
Re: The bloody cold weather


Excuse me, but could you take five? Really! below zero (F) temperatures to 6-8 inches of snow back to Below Zero Temps, do not make for a happy cycle. The residents in these fair cities would like some weather closer to freezing to enjoy the winter wonderland. Sledding, Skiing, Ice skating, we can't enjoy these sports without nice weather.

So how about laying off the sub-zero temps for a few days, and letting the sun shine through? It would be much nicer than the -20C to -30C temps (without windchill) you've planned for the next week!