Because I'm tired, but wanted to post something, and it makes me laugh.

My pirate name is:

Iron Grace Bonney

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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